worthyourweightinfanfiction:

You just have to read it twice to get the full 100%

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diablosita:

The Best Birth Control In The World Is For Men by Jon Clinkenbeard

If I were going to describe the perfect contraceptive, it would go something like this: no babies, no latex, no daily pill to remember, no hormones to interfere with mood or sex drive, no negative health effects whatsoever, and 100 percent effectiveness. The funny thing is, something like that currently exists.

The procedure called RISUG in India (reversible inhibition of sperm under guidance) takes about 15 minutes with a doctor, is effective after about three days, and lasts for 10 or more years…

Oh, and when you do decide you want those babies, it only takes one other injection of water and baking soda to flush out the gel, and within two to three months, you’ve got all your healthy sperm again.

The trouble is, most people don’t even know this exists. And if men only need one super-cheap shot every 10 years or more, that’s not something that gets big pharmaceutical companies all fired up, because they’ll make zero money on it (even if it might have the side benefit of, you know, destroying HIV).

signal boost 

DUDE

dude

is this real?

hurmmmmmmm

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brispeak:

mrutau-ler:

Awww…. :(

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halcyonforest:

That moment when you planted foxglove (toxic) and lavender seeds for germinating in two pots, but forgot to mark the pots.

RUSSIAN PLANT ROULETTE

Congrats you are uncle Iroh.

#delicious tea or DEADLY POISON????

I laughed really hard at that oh my god.

langleav:

Love & Misadventure by Lang Leav

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